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Mal has come with euphemisms aplenty to help her say exactly what she does and doesn’t like.She describes one candidate as “very Botticelli” before giving them the heave-ho.Well, it makes a change from, “It’s not you, it’s me”.She rejects one well-endowed fella as “too intimidating”, leaving him to lament: “If she’d got to know me she’d know I’m the kindest most gentlest person there is, so that wouldn’t be a problem.” Well, that’s the nature of the show.Happily, Aina picks fast enough to avoid an embarrassing situation.Next the pair put their clothes on to go on an actual date which is filmed.If you think there is less to say about female genitals prepare to be informed — with the help of Anna, Mal finds plenty of words to describe her preferences.
Naked Attraction starts on C4 tonight at 10pm NAKED JUNGLE, Channel 5 (2000) If you had the misfortune of watching this abysmal adult version of kids’ show Jungle Run, you will still have the image of host Keith Chegwin’s naked body lasered on your mind. Here comes controversial Channel 4 dating show Naked Attraction . Just one minute in to the shockingly explicit show, which starts tonight, and SIX penises fill the screen, followed by boobs, balls, bum and what C4 bedfellows The Inbetweeners described as “clunge”. They don’t even get to reveal their faces or speak until they have been whittled down to the last two.After deciding which member to discard, the Perspex wall is lifted higher.Aina, who says she’s looking for a “best mate who is also good in bed”, gets to see the torsos and discards another man, before being allowed to see the final four’s faces. Luckily, Anna fills any silent moments with educational facts — like why women prefer girth to length — with cringey graphics which are in some ways more explicit than the naked bodies.
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Set on a working farm, the tacky gameshow was essentially Celebrity Big Brother meets Old Mac Donald.