Funny dating joke
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If you really want to make an impression, learn a few science magic tricks. A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell. " Q: Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven? " Girlfriend: "No." Boyfriend: "Me neither, start cooking." Boyfriend: "Oh my god it smells like upsexy in here" Girlfriend: "Whats up sexy? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass." "Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'm China get in your pants." "Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth." "That's a nice shirt. " "I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you." "Is your name Daisy?
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