8 of the most awkward video dating profiles ever
Well, that pretty much sums up Alli Reed’s descent into online dating madness. Alli messaged her suitors with all-caps gibberish (my favorite was: “CAN I PULL OUT YOUR TEETH? Some even asked this clearly psycho chick out on a date!
The Cracked writer thought she was being clever by coming up with the worst dating profile ever. This profile practically screams “Don’t message me! ” And yet, within 24 hours, Alli’s fake profile got 150 messages. Alli said it best in her conclusion: “Men of the world: You are better than this.
Seriously, the first sentence in his dating profile is: “I make it difficult for you to like me as a human being.” I thought I must’ve misread it or it was some sort of typo, but, no, he goes on: “On every conscious level (including un- and sub-), I think I am better than you.” So now I’m thinking the 28-year-old single is being ironic or making a self-effacing joke.He describes himself as a “devil-worshiping cocktail of ethnicities,” but what he really is is all over the place. This guy covers a lot of ground in one paragraph, but somehow he conveys nothing but confusion and chaos. Last of all, I give you a single girl who has no idea just how unappealing her username is.“Soundtracks are the fastest way to my little black heart,” he concludes. Chlamydia_Lydia has chosen a truly unfortunate — and outrageously funny — username for her Ok Cupid profile.This picture clearly took a lot of effort and planning, but what I don’t understand is… I give the 37-year-old props for going the extra mile and trying to entice women through everyone’s favorite orange-dusted snack. She says she loves people who buys gifts for her to show they care and she’s really good at sex.But, seriously, this look is One 11th grade student on Ok Cupid is very upfront about what she wants. Her profile basically reads like an application to be someone’s sugar baby.
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I offend your morals, yet you still laugh at my jokes.” Um. It is, actually, very difficult to find anything to like about Asian Tom.